The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
HAHA WHERE DID THEY EVEN COME FROM?!
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
im quitting school and becoming a superhero
who’s with me
please stop reblogging this we can’t all be superheroes
i’ll be the bad guy
i’ll be your girlfriend
I’ll be the butler
I’ll be that random citizen who doesn’t know what the fuck is going on
I’ll be the one who stalks you and figures out your secret identity.